Did you just see the Batmobile???
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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