Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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