Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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