Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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