sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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