She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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