did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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