Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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