I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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