How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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