How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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