i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
