I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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