your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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