..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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