I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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