We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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