btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
