even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
