She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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