Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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