This girl is more easily done than said...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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