I'm jealous of your bromance
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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