Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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