Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
This baby is an asshole
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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