True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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