It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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