is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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