3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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