What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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