I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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