I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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