I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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