I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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