They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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