these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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