He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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