Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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