as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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