Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
