in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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