super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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