You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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