your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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