I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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