Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
high people should be assigned attendants
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
