i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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