so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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