I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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