Nicole vs. Life
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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