He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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