Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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