How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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