You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
