I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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