capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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